Post by charliemccaskill on Jan 15, 2014 18:15:18 GMT
it seems, after the last of holiday cheer, family and friends celebrating each others existance...that SOMEONE has gained over 12 lbs., and looks it! my pride and joy has become a porker! all over her 5'4" body, but especially her once beautiful face. what i'm asking of you wise sages out there, what's a boy to do?? trade her in? [lots of her facebook friends i know about] put her to "pasture", or maybe stop with the pig grunts and snickering!
i need help, going on 3 days now without "sweet nothings", close conversation, especially late evening face to face, nose to nose...i really think she is nearsighted. first thing i thought of was her even shorter buddy Jamie Eason in texas, fitness gal who writes for Oxygen magazine. when Amanda caught me perusing one of oxy mags...she said " she's married now, c!" i was only looking at the ..uh..ads dear....
maybe i should just shut up, and quit teasing the best part of my life!
i need opinions!
charlie
i need help, going on 3 days now without "sweet nothings", close conversation, especially late evening face to face, nose to nose...i really think she is nearsighted. first thing i thought of was her even shorter buddy Jamie Eason in texas, fitness gal who writes for Oxygen magazine. when Amanda caught me perusing one of oxy mags...she said " she's married now, c!" i was only looking at the ..uh..ads dear....
maybe i should just shut up, and quit teasing the best part of my life!
i need opinions!
charlie